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Joke of the Day
"Whatever you do, always give 100% Unless you're donating blood"
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"You guys hear that Bono fell off the stage at the big U2 concert last night? He got a little too close to the edge."
"What did the redneck say to his ex? ""Can we still be cousins?"""
"Sometimes I think about how infinite the universe is... and realize that somewhere out there, there's a galaxy shaped like a dick."
"A procrastinator's work is never done."
"""If you don't have anything nice to say, say as much as you can."" - the internet"
"Have you heard my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy"
"A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover"
"""Poop"" is quite possibly the shittiest palindrome in the whole English language."
"What do you call a threesome? Q: What do you call a threesome with a man and two women? A: *Fucking awesome.* Q: What do you call a threesome with a woman and two men? A: *Gay sex with a witness.*"