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Joke of the Day
"my interventions would be so much more effective if every single reason i drink wasn't there"
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"What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance? Leia Princess!"
"I have daily sex Sorry, I mean, dyslexia."
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizzeria ""Make me one with everything."""
"She pays in all ones because her father taught to always ask for small bills. Her father was a bank robber."
"10x2 and 11x2 are the same thing 10x2=20 and 11x2=20 too"
"Chumlee was arrested for sexual assault, drugs, and guns. Do you think Rick will go to the court and haggle down his sentence?"
"J.R.R. Tolkien invented an entire language for the elves but where the hobbits live is called Hobbiton."
"Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us have to be the others."
"People call me lazy because I sleep 13 hours a day But to be fair, Jesus slept for three days straight and that started a religion."