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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff? Eileen Dover..."

"How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans."

"how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million."

"God returns to his desk with lunch. Taking a bite, he looks over at video monitors marked ""Earth"". The avocado drops out of his sandwich."

"Why did Dave Mirra cross the road? To go to the Gun Store!!"

"Charlie couldn't believe he was being allowed into the Chocolate Factory His girlfriend had been so against it for years"

"Malcom Gladwell is going to write a book about politicians as a follow-up to ""Outliers"" It's going to be called ""Out-and-out Liars"""

"Why do they call it multiple personality disorder and not being a people-person?"

"What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is sick bird."

"Fell asleep next to a beautiful woman I met last night. I tell you what, she was PISSED to wake up next to a stranger... And that goes double for her husband."