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Joke of the Day
"how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million."
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"TIFU by reposting Just kidding. You fuckers love reposts."
"What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals blowing each other."
"How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, we just sit in the dark complaining about capitalism. But come the light-bulb revolution everything will be brighter."
"[parent/teacher meeting] ""you must've read to him as a baby"" *leans forward in little desk* lady, I didn't even know him when I was a baby"
"What do you call it when the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question? A Regis Error."
"[long ago] A: Ok, so let's mush a tree to pulp and then make flat thingies out of it. B: Great idea. Write that down. A: Where?"
"Read more Aardvark jokes"
"[helping son prepare for first date] ""what if she doesn't like it"" *stuffing handkerchiefs up son's sleeve* be confident in your magic, son"
"What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath? Men toes."