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Joke of the Day

"If a genie grants you 3 wishes, use the first one to make the genie develop short term memory loss, and then keep making 2nd wishes forever."

"I took my girlfriend bungee jumping. As her body hit and spread out over the rocks below, I thought, ""That'll teach you to lie about your weight."""

"Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused."

"A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder... It was poultry in auction"

"What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes? Rick Grimes has two I's...."

"What do you call an object used as seating that can fly? A rocket lawn-chair."

"An American tourist in Germany... While in Germany, an American tourist saw a man peeing in a fountain. ""GROSS!"" She said. ""Danke!"" He said."

"Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!"

"What does a submarine full of gay guys smell like? Sea Men"

"A wife is like a hand grenade... ...take off the ring, and you lose the house."