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Joke of the Day

"Girls call me ugly until they find out how much money I have Then they call me ugly and poor"

"No one told him Syria borders Iraq Why did Obama provide weapons to Al-Qaeda in Syria"

"Here's your social security card. It's paper and has to last you forever. Don't laminate it. Good luck asshole."

"Why were the welder and stoner such good friends? They both love to spark up joints."

"Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese."

"this is a joke consoles"

"My son just paced back and forth dictating his letter to Santa like a high-powered CEO. Forget Prada, the Devil wears Ironman pyjamas."

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill... ^please ^don't ^kill ^me"

"How's it going? ""I'm so glad you asked, really need to talk to someone right now"" You're supposed to say 'fine' & ask how I am. Bye."

"Happy Fat Tuesday! Join me agin tomorrow on still fat Wednesday"