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Joke of the Day
"superman isn't that special... anyone can stop a speeding bullet... once"
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"Why was the haunted mansion self conscious? Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML."
"ME: I'll have the burger. WAITER: And how do you like your burger? ME: I don't know. You haven't brought it to me yet."
"I like my woman like I like my vodka.... Gone in the morning."
"My dvd got a scratch... so i used sandpaper to smooth it out"
"Milliband, Clegg and Farage have quit. Proof that the Conservatives are forcing people out of work."
"What's the difference between a potato and a chickpea? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."
"There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Inventor of raisins: ""What do you like about grapes"" me: the juice part, the freshness Inventor: right but what if they had neither"
"RIDDLER: how'd you find my hideout? BATMAN: a little birdie told me *winks* SMALL BIRD MAN: *lands on his shoulder* please use my full name"