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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints."

"I slept like a baby last night... I woke up every 15 minutes and then shat myself"

"A baby seal... ... walks into a club."

"I love throwing house warming parties But for some reason the police keep calling it 'Arson'."

"After finishing my pint really quickly, the barman told me to calm down. I said, ""You're telling me? You just drunk my pint!"""

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts."

"What is a duck's favorite drug? You might think it's quack, but it's actually mariwaddle..."

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? [2 part] A pilot, you racist. What do you call a Japanese man who flies a plane? A pirate."

"conjunctivitis.com... ... It's a site for sore eyes."

"Can you take a bath if you have diarrhea? Yes, if you have enough."