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Joke of the Day
"What has 4 legs but cant move? A child born in Chernobyl, duh."
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"what do you call a French OP a baguette"
"How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?"
"What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe? They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars."
"Looks like someone is stealing our jokes from r/jokes I was sent this by my roomate, http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless What shall we do reddit?"
"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time That's right get it in there"
"A criminal burgles into a dormitory... He yells at one of the students: ""I'm looking for money!"" The student calmly replies: ""What a coincidence, I am too!"""
"cop: ""you're drunk, get out of the car."" judas: ""bbut I've bbeen on tthe water all night."" - [jesus whistles innocently]"
"How to trigger a Canadian My favorite color is gray."
"Winehouse paramedic was intoxicated on duty... ... after attempting mouth to mouth resuscitation."