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Joke of the Day
"Today I called the rape help line... But apparently it's just meant for the victims."
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"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."
"What's Big? My ass."
"student: may i use the bathroom? Teacher: as long as you can recite the alphabet. Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: wheres the p? Student: running down my leg."
"Domestic violance in progress. When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"Ever tried to watch your own feet while running? Don't do it. It's trippy."
"Redditors are like alchemists. They try to turn their nonsense into gold."
"Back in the day, I took $5 to the store and came out with.. 3 bags of chips, a pack of snickers, 2 bottles of coke, a newspaper and a bottle of whisky. And today? CCTVs everywhere!"
"She asked me for an example of a double entendre So I gave it to her."
"Difference between a nun and a nympho in a bath One has a Soul full of hope..."