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Joke of the Day

"""Yes mam that'll be $1200"" ""Just to remove a cassette tape that's stuck?"" ""Ma'm, it's in your CD player"""

"[being strapped to a medieval torture table] ""tbh not what I thought you meant when you said you were going to show me a nice rack"""

"Trump has no mistresses... He has alternative fucks."

"A lot of comedy today is observational humor You guys ever noticed that?"

"Sleeping thoughts Sometimes when I go to sleep I like to look at the stars and just think... what the hell happened to my roof!?"

"Looking for jokes about Boy Bands!!! Hosting a sing-a-long drink-a-long and need some jokes with boy bands as a theme. Please help!"

"I'm not all that concerned about Celine Dion's recent losses. I'm pretty sure her heart will go on."

"What's the worst thing about Michael Jackson teaching your kindergarten class? The smell. The man's been dead for 6 years."

"What has long ears hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny."

"What is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of google."