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Joke of the Day

"""and this lake shall be called Superior"" all the other Great Lakes: ""k wow we're like right here"""

"I asked a North Korean how his life was going... He said ""can't complain."""

"CASHIER: ""Did you find everything you were looking for?"" ME: ""Oh, yes..."" [places ""How To Murder A Cashier"" book on counter]"

"when i give my policy number to a customer service automated system, i talk precisely & slowly. this is also how i talk to stoned teens"

"Why aren't cowboy jokes funny? Ya herd one, ya herd em all."

"your mother's so dumb... ... she thinks asphalt is a disease, and asbestos is the cure."

"I once saw a headstone that read ""here lies a politician and an honest man."" I wonder how they fit two people in one casket."

"A group of detectives did an investigation into the iPhone 7 They didn't find jack."

"My keyboard squeaks and so does my mouse."

"Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How? Dr: It just does Me: What just does? Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How?"