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Joke of the Day

"A group of detectives did an investigation into the iPhone 7 They didn't find jack."

"I think this lady I'm stalking just found out. She changed her wifi name to: ""Hey you in the tree. I've called the cops."""

"Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!"

"My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg. Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now."

"My husbands signature move is running to town ""real quick"" and coming home 5 hours later."

"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even"

"I don't see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her. After all, if Ivanka wasn't Trump's daughter, I'd date her too."

"Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer... He was conceived anally"

"I got tired of resetting all my clocks after all the power outages this week. Today I woke up at the crack of random, blinking time o'clock."

"If there are three gay guys in a bath and a lump of cum floats to the surface, what do they say? Who farted?"