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Joke of the Day

"What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal? The Nuuklear Bomb"

"Office morale has increased noticeably since we put a tarp over Dave's body"

"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."

"Why was the Butcher depressed? Because his life was in shambles."

"What's the difference between a swimmer and a gay? The swimmer smells like chlorine all over his body, while the gay only smells like chlorine on one part"

"Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad? Me: Ice cream"

"Did you hear about what happened with the elk? It was really amoosing."

"When it comes to physically abusive relationships... They are hit or miss"

"Comedian In A Fight!! What does a comedian use in a fight? A Punch Line"

"What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."