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Joke of the Day

"I have a superiority complex It's literally my ONLY flaw."

"Why doesn't India celebrate halloween? No Gandhi"

"This joke tops everything. This joke everything."

"I'm sure I didn't invent this joke, but i thought of it myself. What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid? A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid? an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*"

"I used to work at an orange juice factory... I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."

"Bodyguard Idea: Clowns. No one will come anywhere near you."

"I'm bad at delivering jokes... The doctor that delivered me was great at it though!"

"What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? The election year."

"What would a world without women feel like? A pain in the arse."

"The person who invented knock knock jokes... Deserves a no bell prize."