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Joke of the Day
"Just watching 50 Shades of Gray with my dad"
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"How do you stop a woman giving you head? Marry her."
"how can you tell if you have amnesia? what was the question?"
"My plan to disappoint everyone I've ever known is exceeding my expectations."
"Speed Dating Tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What do u do for fun I have 3 cats What are you most proud about I have 3 Next"
"What is the KKK's favorite soup? Clan chowder"
"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months"
"Bohemian Rhapsody should be an official unit of measure. ""I can shower in 1 Bohemian Rhapsody."" ""Ran a 5K in under 6 Bohemian Rhapsodies."""
"What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom? A reptile dysfunction"
"""And then she kissed the frog and saw him turn into a prince, because kissing frogs makes you hallucinate."" -me as a babysitter"