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Joke of the Day
"My plan to disappoint everyone I've ever known is exceeding my expectations."
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"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."
"What type of battery does The Fonz use? AAAA"
"What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue? A nun falling down the stairs"
"""On my way"" I said, pretending to drive my bed."
"You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees? It has a high turnover rate."
"DADT repeal is causing apprehension and high expectations among the military's top brass The navy, in particular, is eagerly awaiting a flood of fresh seamen."
"If a powerlifter has weak legs... does his coach put him on the Bench?"
"Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn... He kicks everyone out of the band and says: ""If there's only one direction, it's West."""
"Two men walk into a bar... the third guy ducked."