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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom? A reptile dysfunction"
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"How do you change a cat into a dog? Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and ""woof!"""
"What sound does an emo cow make? Amumu"
"Someone should tell dudes who pay dominatrixes to belittle them that the Apple Genius Bar is completely free."
"Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying? Because they are always in duh skies"
"What anime do Mexicans watch? Boku no Pico de Gallo"
"WHAT DO WE WANT? Migraine relief. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Yell again & they'll never find your body."
"What's red and black and screaming all over? Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron."
"Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn't really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them."
"How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3/5"