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Joke of the Day
"how can you tell if you have amnesia? what was the question?"
Next Joke
"How do you get rid of a fat ghost? Exorcise it."
"""Grapey."" -me after every wine at the wine-tasting"
"Those of you wondering what its like to be married: Just found out this morning I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having..."
"Man has sex with dead corpse That's my fetish."
"A man is standing on club street thrusting in public. A cop taps him on the shoulder and says ""What are you doing?"". The man replied ""Fucking nothing""."
"I hate fucking faggots I love faggots fucking me, though."
"Politicians have more need of diapers than babies because they're full of way more shit."
"So I looked up Jewish porn the other day... But all I found was ash to mouth."
"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? Because he always burns the franks."