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Joke of the Day

"I hope people think my toddler has a slight English accent bc we're so cultured and not bc she's basically been raised by Peppa Pig"

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan!"

"In response to McDonald's pay with hugs campaign, Nationwide will allow you to pay for insurance with DEATH."

"I've grown an interest with Mussolini's Italy. I guess you can call it a fascistnation."

"A man is shot... He recently converted to islam."

"So a Jewish pedophile walks up to a kid and says ""Hey want to buy some candy?"""

"Me*suspicious the neighbor is a cannibal*:""Do U find this is a tough neighborhood? Neighbor:""Na, u just use a slow cooker. Me:""What? n:""What"

"I asked my girlfriend why she always laughs after sex She says, it's an inside joke."

"My girlfriend asked for a dick pic file size too large"

"What did ""Nock"" say to ""K""? You can join us, as long as you stay quiet."