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Joke of the Day

"I hope people think my toddler has a slight English accent bc we're so cultured and not bc she's basically been raised by Peppa Pig"

"[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns? An Armadealer"

"My relationship status: Waiting for a miracle."

"Why would the jewish cannibal eat you? For-Skin"

"Why are there no black characters in clue? Becuase if there were it would be called solved"

"The US Treasury is not going to put a woman on the $10 bill... they're going to put a woman on the new $7.80 bill."

"Why is proctology called proctology? Because analogy was already taken."

"That question from your wife for which either answer is wrong Apparently the third answer ""it's not the dress"" isn't right either."

"Me: You're such a good boy. Dog: *tail wagging* Please leave the room so I can eat the couch."

"If you don't like the fire....don't tickle the dragon."