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Joke of the Day
"Someone stole my mood ring... I don't know how I feel about that."
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"Why did the french guy not help his friend fix a pipe? He said he would assister."
"What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born? Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!"
"Was Nor'easter Nemo an omeN? Cold day in Hell yesterday. Tomorrow, zombies."
"50 cent is only a quarter of what he used to be."
"I slept with a Blind Girl She kept telling me how huge my cock was but I'm pretty sure she was just pulling my leg."
"What does Salvador Dahli eat for breakfast? Surreal."
"Chemist died in a fire outbreak. Polices had identified the cause, the chemist knew the water was not a solution,"
"""You're the Garbage Man, eh? What's your super power?"" ""I'm just here to take out the trash."" ""Whoa, we'll get to your catch phrase later."""
"Yo momma's so ugly... When the cops shoot her, the bullets come back and ask for blindfolds."