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"I saw my ex getting jumped by six guys at a party last night, so I helped out She didn't stand a chance against seven of us!"
"Books vs. Mexicans Q: What do books have that Mexicans don't? A: Papers."
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"""Hello 911?"" ""Someone just stole my status on Facebook... yes, I'll hold."""
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"Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Me: ha nice try I: excuse me? M: that's how Lex Luthor beat Superman. I'm not stupid."
"How ironic is it... to die in the living room?"