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Joke of the Day
"Children are for life, not just for benefits... Credit: A sticker on the back of some guy's car"
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"You know why you never see I next to Y? I don't know why."
"Help! I need a communist christmas one liner! Going to a Christmas party with a communist christmas sweater. Need a good one liner... help!"
"What's the difference between a nail and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang a painting."
"What do you call a lazy lizard? A procrastigator."
"This morning I saw an ad offering 'help' to people contemplating suicide Which confused me, because the industry has banned ads for cigarettes, but apparently they have no qualms with murder."
"I hate those who are anti-democracy, anti-freedom or anti-semitic but if there is one anti thing that i like it is Anti-jokes"
"I love the album Abbey Road so much I think I'm going to name my first daughter ""Road."""
"Curiosity got sent to mars as punishment. As punishment for killing Schrodinger's cat."
"What kind of file makes a hole bigger?? A Pedophile"