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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is not a full essay."
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"Daylight savings On Sunday we jumped back an hour, today we jumped back 50 years."
"jok Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"What file turns a 1mm hole into a 10mm hole? A paedophile."
"When does CPR become necrophilia?"
"How many French people need to defend Paris? It isn't known, never tried."
"Make the little things count, teach midgets math"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can't get hard right now. I just got laid."
"A good book is like a good puppy. Both are easy to pick up but hard to put down."
"What do a woman and a toilet seat have in common? Without a hole in the middle they wouldn't be good for shit. (Wife told me this one)"