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Joke of the Day
"Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses? It helps with division."
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"Next time, instead of complaining about how bad you have it, think about other people, and how to make things bad for them."
"Looking for jokes that will make a girl laugh I like this girl and I hear she likes hearing jokes. I need the funniest jokes that will make her laugh."
"Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South? Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth."
"What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his viagra? ""The erection is rigged!"""
"Hey guys keep up the ""Bush did 9/11"" tweets I think the pressure is really grinding his gears"
"Getting marriage advice from a priest is like taking your lawn mower to Burger King to get repaired."
"You Gotta Hand It To Leave Brits They were so concerned about immigrants ruining their economy that they preempted it and ruined their economy themselves."
"What's the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen, the other eats Raw Men"
"Can we have a moment of silence for all the great tweets that never make it out of the shower..."