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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if someone has been to Florida? They'll tell you."
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"""97% of the world's population is homosexual."" - survey based on YouTube comments"
"""You know what? Guys should play ALL the parts. We could even wear dresses and kiss and stuff."" - Shakespeare's gay friend"
"When God made me he was just showing of"
"Moses was the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut"
"Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Because Orange is the New Black."
"What is the singular form of binoculars? telescope"
"How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin"
"[Bunch of 6 year olds knock on my door] ""TRICK OR TREAT!"" You kids are in for a real treat... *slips each of them a copy of my demo tape*"
"I'm convinced. Some peoples' brains are still on dial-up."