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Joke of the Day

"Do you like pudding? Bill Cosby like pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"*Shrek pre-production meeting* Producer: Do we have a name for the dragon yet Guy who named the donkey ""Donkey"": I was thinking Dragon sir"

"What is the easiest way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer."

"I'm like a kid. People like me best when I'm quiet or sleeping."

"Two flies were dining on a turd.... One fly lifts up his leg and farts. The other fly says , "" Hey! I'm trying to eat over here!!!"""

"Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"

"A bald guy in a turtleneck sweater looks 97% like a roll-on deodorant."

"Boss: HR wants to see you Me: What for? Boss: Mandatory drug test Me: Oh man, I really can't do any more drugs after the weekend I had"

"Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear. Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ? I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !"

"What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy? A Spaghetto."