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Joke of the Day
"The FDA is banning trans fats because they're bad for you... but OJ has actually killed people!"
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"What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair"
"Symptoms of mental illness: -Hearing voices -Hallucinating -Complaining about how other people use their social media accounts"
"Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!"
"Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep? He was **narco**leptic."
"What's the difference between a boomerang and my father? the boomerang came back ='("
"I shake my head at people's stupidity so often that no one will even notice if I get Parkinson's."
"I don't know what's healthier, but a grilled cheese sandwich tastes way better than a boiled one."
"BEST JOKE EVER hey, lets play duoq"
"Twitter Clique: (n) a small exclusive group of friends who promise to tell each other they are funny."