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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine? When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week."

"Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class? She told the teacher she wanted to go down in history..."

"I've been interested in this deaf girl lately, but I'm nervous. Someone told me she has aids."

"I used to so drugs in the 90s but now I usually turn the AC on"

"What do you call 16 white American people? A full blooded Cherokee"

"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside."

"How to lose weight: 1. Name your kid Weight 2. Take it to the mall"

"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through an alley last night? One was a salted."

"Only 5 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.."

"A redhead tells her blonde step-sister that she slept with a Brazilian... ...and she replies with ""Omg! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""