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Joke of the Day

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."""

"- Michelle, we must break up... - Oh, I'll kill myself! - That's a nice bonus. Thank you!"

"Whats the best part of fuckin a pregnant woman? you get a handjob at the same time"

"My Buddhist friend just had root canal with no anaesthetic. He wanted to transcend dental medication..."

"What do you call the crazy people who always hang out with musicians? Bass players"

"Starting a Mexican boy band named Juan Direction."

"Him: you are correcting my every word for the last six years of our marriage Me: for the last 7 years"

"People always freak out when I start playing their kid like a bass. It's like chill, you can play him like a bass too once I finish the song"