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Joke of the Day
"Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces? The pawn shop."
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"I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever."
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"I'm sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets."
"What's the hardest part of burning a church? My dick."
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"sorry I didn't answer when you called, I had 6 Peeps in my mouth"
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60, she's 97 today... and we don't know where the fuck she is."
"What's the difference between Pizza and Jews during the Holocaust? Pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven."
"How do you help a choking pig? With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course"