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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10? A dog knows what is 'no'."
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"What was Trump's reaction to the petition for him to release his tax returns Not my precedent"
"A neutron walks into a bar. If you dont know how the rest goes im sorry you dont deserve to be on the internet."
"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was out standing in his field...."
"Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?"
"You know in a video game when you kept pushing b to get through the talking part but later realized you should've read it? That's adulthood."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"Did you know that trampolines were originally called jumpolines? Until your mom got on one."
"What do you call a nomadic caveman? A meanderthal."
"""Mommy, could you please make me a sandwich?"" ""Don't call me ""mommy"" just because I slept with your father!"" ""So what am I supposed to call you?"" ""Just call me Steve, like everybody else."""