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Joke of the Day

"Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !"

"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member!"

"Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes ? No idea :)"

"So, #Dorners ID was found in San Diego a week ago and then unmelted in the burned down cabin? sounds legit."

"Motels 1 through 5 must've been real dumps."

"How do you hold a pirate rabbit? With its buccaneers! Source: Dad."

"What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? ""Heavy!"""

"Customer: Why don't you eat here waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough I don't want to compound the felony."

"A bartender walks into... ...a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work."