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Joke of the Day
"What is the best armor for sneaking? Leather, it's made of hide."
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"Considering ""Thank You"" cards are a thing, I'm going to invent ""No, thank YOU!"" cards and people will send them back and forth forever."
"Why do women live on average two years longer? Because the time they spend parking doesn't count"
"While visiting Ireland last year, a nice friendly old man said to me... ""Sir, if you ever come within a mile of my house, I hope you will stop there."""
"The trampoline used to be called a jumpoline until your mum jumped on it"
"Things presently more popular than Congress: - shingles - those annoying stickers they put on apples - tofurkey - bone fractures - road ham"
"A fish runs in to a wall and says... ""Dammit Donald!"""
"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"
"Q: What does a horny toad say? A: Rubbit"
"I asked my gay friend if he'd like to smoke a fag (cigar) with me He got all upset and said I was really homophonic"