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Joke of the Day
"What is the best armor for sneaking? Leather, it's made of hide."
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"So two men walk into a bar... Which is weird. You'd think the second one would have noticed it!"
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"Hey girl, you know why they call me ""Toilet Paper?"" Because I'm so Charmin."
"My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said ""yeah it's pretty straightforward"""
"You can't tell me I neglect my children. Nobody else knows where they are either."
"Autocorrect is why I have crust issues."
"The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile got in a huge accident earlier. I never sausage a thing in my life. In frank, it was the wurst."
"What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend Flush I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day."
"Orange Soda I've always dreamt of having a cock as long as a 2 litre bottle of orange soda, and just as wide. It's just Fanta-sea really"