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Joke of the Day

"Men You know how they say ""why buy the cow if you get the milk for free?"" Well I say, ""why buy the whole pig for a little sausage..."""

"I don't do Botox anymore cause when I can't make my angry face, people just assume it's ok to talk to me."

"What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies."

"I saw a chameleon today.......he wasn't very good at being a chameleon."

"Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. Just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots."

"Where did the Martian put his teacup? On his flying saucer."

"Did you hear about the logical skunk? It made sense."

"How can you tell if your wife has been screwing all your friends? All their dicks taste just like her twat."

"Her; My phones dead let me use yours Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home"

"What's an 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends!"