116214
Joke of the Day
"My dad told me we were going to Finger Lakes as a family. I asked him, ""Who's Lakes?"""
Next Joke
"""See you later alligator"" ""In a whilst crocodile"" -why we fought the British for independence"
"I was curious what happens after you die, so I asked an accountant. The accountant responded, ""form 706""."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Doorbell technician."
"My friend threw a pebble at me for not giving him the video game he wanted for Christmas... I just said 'Let he who is without sims throw the first stone'."
"Did i tell you that someone hit me over the head with a power tool the other day? Minding my own business, then next minute BOSCH."
"Why are fish only happy inside? They have in-door fins"
"Why did the condom fly away? It got pissed off."
"My whole life is that moment when you send an important e-mail mentioning an attachment without the actual attachment."
"You may be able to tune a piano, but you can't... TUNA FISH"