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Joke of the Day
"What does the nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
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"For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up."
"What gives a ghost the right to haunt people? A haunting license"
"How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver? He beeps twice before coming through the flaps."
"What happens when you put 6 city workers and 6 lesbians in a room together? You get a dozen people who don't do dick"
"We got your viagra A man walks into a pharmacy to pick up some prescription drugs. The pharmacist says: ""oh, we got your viagra!"" The man replies: ""I don't give a fuck anymore"""
"What is better then roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ."
"Knock knock -Who's there? 9/11 -9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."
"What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Quatro Sinko"
"People that are into beastieality. Are fucking animals."