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Joke of the Day

"We got your viagra A man walks into a pharmacy to pick up some prescription drugs. The pharmacist says: ""oh, we got your viagra!"" The man replies: ""I don't give a fuck anymore"""

"A friend was showing me around his house... Friend: ""So this is our master bed room..."" Me: ""...You guys have a masturbate room?"""

"I often go to fancy dress parties dressed as a shark.... Quite honestly, the novelty is wearing a little fin"

"At least Stevie wonder was faithful, he never saw any other women during his marriage."

"A group of Jewish women are eating at a diner. Their waitress walks by and asks ""Is anything alright?"""

"Police are puzzled by the theft of the police station bathrooms. .. Detectives released a statement saying that ""They have nothing to go on""."

"If you catch a Gecko by it's tail... If you catch a Gecko by it's tail, it will detach itself from it and grow a new one. A lot like Hillary's political policies."

"What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up."

"*watches a house fall on you* *steals your shoes*"

"Why didn't the girl like anal? Because she was always butthurt over it."