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Joke of the Day
"If they ever make an alcoholic drink that tastes like a burrito I'll be dead within 5 hours."
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"What's a frog's favorite place on the internet. ""Reddit."""
"You can convince people to go anywhere with the promise of free food."
"I named my hard drive ""Dat Ass"" So every month or so my computer asks me if I wanna back dat ass up"
"Most monkeys don't like bananas, they're just being sexy."
"So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it's okay to comment ""hahaha"" but the rest of the year it's rude??"
"What is the similarity between a black man and a bike? They both only work with a chain on."
"I don't like Holocaust jokes... I do Nazi why they're funny, Anne Frankly they're quite offensive. EDIT: a word"
"A man walks into a bar carrying a small pig. ""Where the hell did you get?"" the barkeep asks. ""I won it, playing cards"", says the pig."
"Why do lesbians never cook? Because they eat out."