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Joke of the Day

"A man from Alabama walked into a French hospital. He was in pain."

"Gravity is just a myth. We all know it's the white man keeping us down."

"How come the NSA whistleblower can't leave Russia? Because he is snowed in."

"Why do Jewish Men get Circumcised ...Because Jewish woman cant resist 20% OFF."

"When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat? Dead or alive, you're coming with me"

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)"

"No Amazon, I don't want to sort stuff by ""Price: High to Low,"" who are the billionaires who would even make that an option?"

"What do lesbians cook for dinner? Nothing; they eat out!"

"I went to the races yesterday. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip."

"The Flintstones becomes an entirely different show when you consider Fred & Barney probably weren't wearing underwear."