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Joke of the Day

"A man from Alabama walked into a French hospital. He was in pain."

"My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing. Apparently, ""Heating your dinner"" wasn't a good answer."

"Doc, I've got a problem. Every morning at 8 sharp I poop. Doc: ""How is that a problem?"" Me: ""I wake up at 9."""

"I'm going to go out on a limb here and fall off obviously."

"Why do most people from Russia wear track suits? Because they are Russin'"

"What is the fastest cake in the world? scone. 's gone"

"I broke my can opener.... .... I guess it was a can't opener. Source: happened when I tried to open a can of soup this morning."

"What do u call a stereotypical Vietnamese commie He is so-viet"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had long since succumbed to Stockholm syndrome and was actively engaging with their captors."

"I see there's going to be a new PeeWee Herman movie on Netflix. It's a good thing it won't be in theaters."