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Joke of the Day
"I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Because I explode on impact."
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"Nobody under the age of 23 has any recollection of life before the internet. I hope that fact makes you vomit like it did me."
"What's a Rabbi's favourite drink? Mountain Jew."
"You know why we can never trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
"Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently that is not allowed if the baby is yours."
"When in doubt, mumble."
"With a name like ""Earl"", I'm more afraid this hurricane will get drunk and beat a pregnant woman, than I am that it will cause flooding."
"If it weren't for Abraham Lincoln, America really would have gone South."
"I often find myself singing in the shower, which can be extremely frightening. Is he a clone!? What is this place! SOMEBODY HELP ME."
"What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier? A Drill Sergeant"