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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people so good at jumping? As developing children their knee grows."
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"What's the worst thing about alcoholics? They wine too much."
"The four most beautiful words in our common language: ""I told you so."""
"In high school I hooked up with my teacher... She was really into me... I mean I was home schooled, but still!"
"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of bubble gum? Bigly chew."
"ELI5: with the recent outbreak of Ebola why hasn't Madagascar sealed it's borders yet?"
"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry"
"How many babies does it take to make light? 99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid."
"Q: Why is the letter E like London? A: Because it is the capital of England."
"Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? because they get lost at C!"