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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so good at jumping? As developing children their knee grows."

"The worst things in life are free, too."

"Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. As he turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'."

"what does the Jewish pedophile say to an elementary school kid? Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"

"5 MINUTES & NO LIKES'? Well then... *deletes status*"

"Is trying to sell a useless set of feelings."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll"

"How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on a lake before it was cool."

"What is Marlon Brando's favorite beer? STELLA!"

"Why can't Donald Trump get elected? Because no Juan will vote for him."