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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the stupidest fish in the sea? A dumb bass."
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"Why are photographers always so depressed? Because they always focus on the negatives."
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"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain."
"What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient? All porpoise flour."
"Manslaughter. The sound of a man laughing?"
"Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means."