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Joke of the Day

"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's actually quite ironic how she died.. She was attacked by a crab."

"The creator of the 'knock knock' joke was awarded a prize today Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it"

"Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose."

"Well ladies valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again."

"Two dogs are arguing And one of them says ""Well your mom's a bitch!"""

"Did you see the joke on Reddit about fixing the telephone pole? It was a repost"

"When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky? When it's raining Datsun cogs."

"This fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined"

"If you are scared of pedophiles Grow up."

"him: what are you looking for on this dating site? me: someone who will hold the cats down so I can take pics of them wearing sunglasses."