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Joke of the Day

"It only took three beers before I could tell my kid her Barbie Dream House is in foreclosure. She's such a lightweight."

"What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? OH SNaP!"

"Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common? Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead."

"What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet? A stay at home dad"

"How do you know when you have a high sperm count? Your partner has to chew before swallowing..."

"what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's"

"Whats the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth Perception"

"Why can't girls count to 70? 'Cause 69's a mouthful!"

"When does 1+1=3? When you don't use a condom."

"Hypochondria? I think I have that!"