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Joke of the Day
"Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in the US? Welcome to Louisiana"
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"Hope Today I saw a Chinese baby and a Black baby wave at each other. It gives me hope for the future. Or at least another Rush Hour movie."
"Did you hear about the guy in the park dressed up as a duck? He was arrested for selling quack"
"Ever notice how confusing your sentence's are when you incorrectly use apostrophe's to pluralize word's? It hurt's me even to type thi's."
"You don't need Crossfit if you have to get to the mailbox and back whilst avoiding mosquitoes the size of chihuahuas."
"Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?"
"man walks into a bar with no mouth bartenders says ""looks like you have a drinking problem"""
"Last night, a cop pulled me over. ""Out of the car!"" he said. Then an Indian, fireman and construction worker appeared. We danced until dawn."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to attempt to screw it in and the rest to bitch and complain about how its mans fault that it's so hard to do."
"What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!"