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Joke of the Day

"Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in the US? Welcome to Louisiana"

"I'm not racist, I love black people.. so much I think everyone should have one for themselves."

"Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !"

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"[walks in on someone watching Wheel Of Fortune] What's this, Wheel of Fortune?"

"Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :("

"Let's face it, it's not the first time Germany's sent a bunch of blokes to the showers in tears."

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem."

"Here it is, folks: ""Do imaginary octopi have ... (wait for it) (wait for it) PRETENDACLES?"""

"Don't be that guy that tells people not to be ""that guy."""