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Joke of the Day

"Pepsi just bought out Nike. Nike's new slogan will be, ""Just Dew It""."

"If evolution were real you'd think my body would've learned how to be drunk on its own by now."

"what did 1 floating british boat say to the other i believe its about high tide for some tea"

"Did you hear about the soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? he's now a seasoned veteran"

"Neither candidate addressed the fact that we have a Hulk"

"How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, we're stoned not stupid."

"""We need a solid plan to defeat ISIS."" Galaxy Note 7: I have an idea"

"I scream. You scream. We all scream. ISIS laughs."

"How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him."

"I know this place will prepare my taxes competently--they have a guy dressed as the Statue of Liberty waving at passersby. -no one ever"