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Joke of the Day
"It's so hot outside... I'm sweating like a poodle at Michael Vicks house."
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"What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato? A dictator."
"I went to a Chinese restaurant last night. I said ""Waiter, this beef is rubbery"" He said ""Thank you, I'm grad you rike it"""
"Horror Stories by R. U. Scared"
"What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian A bi-king. I know that was terrible. Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia."
"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuck face."""
"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"
"You're supposed to throw rice at new babies and their mothers, right? Traditions are weird."
"I wish my condoms had little jokes on them, instead of in them."
"I don't even know how my dog can even think how I might fall for the notion someone else tore apart my shoe"