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Joke of the Day
"You know guys, ironically, racism is alot like black people... Cuz it shouldn't exist!!!"
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"If my dog could talk he'd say ""You hang up first..."""
"Had a three-way on Valentine's night... Me and Ben & Jerrys. I'm so lonely."
"Did you hear about Oscar Pistorius' home improvements? He wants a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend's dead against it"
"My horoscope says I will meet the man of my dreams today. Not sure how my husband will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited"
"I'm a kleptomaniac, but it's ok... when it gets bad, I just take something for it."
"*quietly tries to open bag of chips while fiance is reading her wedding vows*"
"*gives you the finger*gives you the spleen*gives you the bones*gives you all the other parts* Now build me a girlfriend like you promised."
"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!"
"So I was in my house masturbating... and my sister comes up to me all indignant like. She asks me what the hell is wrong with me. I reply that she should knock before coming into her room."