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Joke of the Day
"You know guys, ironically, racism is alot like black people... Cuz it shouldn't exist!!!"
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"If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners."
"I tried to reason with the poop smudge in my toilet bowl. The whole thing was pointless, it just got pissed off anyway."
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"Sometimes you just have to be straight up with people or they will expect you to bend over backwards."
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