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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a pun... But the stress of making them is unbearable."

"I lost a good friend today, he asked me to pick up some non-alcoholic beer."

"Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!** Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye. First front page ever! Woo!"

"Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game."

"I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits. The other 7 glasses are just for me."

"Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well"

"Hey, did you hear that I'm dating Carbon Monoxide? They're a little clingy though, it feels like they're suffocating me"

"Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. Now we're having communion for dinner."

"I always say ""goodbye"" to the Wal-Mart greeter, just to close that loop."

"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."